Divided common language question
Does "tool" have some sexual connotations in the UK?
No need to get too explicit... |
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Mike - it has exactly the same connotations in the US. You really have to get out more.
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Its phallic connotations are secondary to its connotations of idiocy. I don't talk about my tool but I know a guy who is one. Then there's dick -- that guy's a dick, but that's more like calling him an asshole. Strange.
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Heard (sic) this line in a British movie comedy, but still don't know what was supposed to be so funny about it: "Wait, wait, let me get the dictionary out of my fanny-pack to confirm or disprove some or all of that!"
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Indeed, "tool" has a rich history in the UK. Here are some examples from a wonderful little book called Some Limericks, by Norman Douglas, privately printed in 1928. I found it at the bottom of my father's shirt drawer when I was about eight years old, and for a great many years everything I knew about rhyme and meter - and sex, for that matter, and even geography (and probably a few things about the English upper classes) - came from that slim volume.
There was an old man of the Cape, who buggared a Barbary ape. The ape said: "You fool! You've got a square tool; You've buggared my arse out of shape." There was an old man of Stamboul With a varicose vein in his tool. In attempting to come Up a little boy's bum It burst, and he did look a fool. |
Skip. it eventually dawned that 'fanny-pack' must be the equivalet of 'bum-bag'. Out of context the line doesn't seem obviously funny. Perhaps there was supposed to be some amusement for UK audiences in hearing the unfamiuliar US 'fanny-pack'?
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Skip,
As Jerome says, we don't use the term 'fanny-pack' in the UK. (I'm not surprised you didn't find that line funny - it's a pretty dire attempt at comedy!) Michael, There's also the use of 'tool' to mean a gun, as in 'he was tooled up'. This has given rise, on numerous occasions, to ambiguities such as: "He's got a very big tool", "I told him to put his tool away" etc. Jayne |
That's helpful. "Tool" it is.
Thank you all. P.S. Michael, coming to Powow twice a year isn't enough getting out? |
Norman Douglas can't spell. And in my opinion, on the evidence of these two limericks, Robert Conquest aka Jeff Chaucer is much better. Try him.
A person who is a tool is not the same as a person who is a prick, not the same at all. And I think if you call someone a penis, as people do in 'Four Weddings and a Funeral', is something else again. Got it, old cock? |
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