Dear Ms. Soderling:
We have read your manuscript, but we regret to inform you that we did not find the bulk of your collection insipid enough to publish it at this time. We receive a great many submissions, including many that are modish, by-the-numbers po-biz bore-fests by well-established authors who teach at major universities. We wish you luck in your continued pursuit of unspectacular writing.
Yours sincerely,
The Editors,
Boring Establishment Press
University of Outer Shitfuckistan
U.S.A.
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