A thread for me? How very kind!
It's not a thing I'm used to.
All nonce you say, and couplets rhymed
It's a thing I can't refuse you...
Young Thomas the gay young New Yorker,
was known as a witty old talker
of Steins out of Kleins
and for pinching behinds
and for knowing a 'stalk' from a 'stalker'.