Can't resist, just for fun
SCARY ARNIE
Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Captain Ivan Danko, a Russian detective hot on the trail of Russia’s deadliest drug smuggler throughout the mean streets of Chicago...
xxxxxxx–- from a review of the 1988 adventure film “Red Heat”
Rotten
Veektorrr, brigand, all-around skunk,
flees to the USA with his entourage
of crooks and rolls his new wife, stuffed in a trunk,
into the river, plunk!
He needs Arnie’s help to retrieve some junk,
tries to buy him off in a parking garage.
Buy off Arnie! I don't think so, punk!
Nyet! But talk about spunk!
'Cause Arnie’s tough and upright, clean as a monk,
kind of dweeby -- a celluloid collage
of Cold War stereotypes you know are bunk,
just made-for-movies junk,
but still you cheer him on. He’s such a hunk
and always ready to join in that next barrage
of righteous gunfun –- whoa! That Rooski’s sunk --
Yaaay, a slam dunk! --
For Arnie blows away what aggravates you
until he turns around and terminates you.
[This message has been edited by Susan Vaughan (edited September 11, 2003).]