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Unread 07-08-2002, 11:54 PM
Kevin Andrew Murphy Kevin Andrew Murphy is offline
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Mommy-Mommy verses

“Mommy-mommy, will I die?”
“Hush now, dear, and drink your lye.”

“Mommy-mommy, what’s a vamp?”
“Quiet, drink your blood, you scamp!”

“Mommy-mommy, what’s a ghoul?”
“Shut up! Eat your brains, you fool!”

“Mommy-mommy, please, I’m pleadin’
I don’t want to visit Sweden.
It is cold and always snowing.”
“Shut up, dear, and keep on rowing.”

“Mommy-mommy, it’s uncanny,
I don’t want to visit granny.
She’s so ugly I start wigging.”
“Shut up, dear, and don’t stop digging.”

“Mommy-mommy, my dear mother
I don’t like my little brother.
Don’t like him like I adore you.”
“Shut up, eat what’s put before you.”

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Kevin Andrew Murphy