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Unread 04-26-2012, 10:16 AM
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I assume this won't travel. But some of my compatriots (you know who you are) might enjoy it.

Weaned on Television

Lassie, Mr. Ed, Arnold the pig,
Cosmo Kramer, crazy as a bat.
Samantha, who could turn into a cat.
Max Smart's shoe phone, Alan Brady's wig.
Sexy Charlie's angels – jiggy jig.
Marcia's swollen nose, Ed Norton's hat.
Columbo who knew how to smell a rat.
Perry Mason who could always fig-
ure out who told the truth, and who would lie.
Ranting Archie Bunker seeing red.
Lucy's wacky schemes, her mournful sob.
Who shot JR? (although he didn't die).
Sam Malone, who took the girls to bed.
Laura Petrie whimpering, "Oh, Rob!"
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