[Roger Slater]

Just saw this on Facebook:

Light Quarterly Friends, enjoying all the lovely holiday music floating over the snow-laced air waves? Or is it driving you up the wall? Here's your chance to GET EVEN!! Enter our constest for MOST HILARIOUS ALTERNATE LYRICS TO HOLIDAY TUNES! We will be accepting entries until July 2010; the top five winners will have their work featu...red on the 2010 Light Quarterly Holiday CD. Please send email to: submissions@LightQuarterly.org.