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Unread 09-29-2014, 06:17 PM
Marcia Karp Marcia Karp is offline
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Ask them if they write. If so, about what? If not, what poets they like. It should then be easy to smile, thinking you don't have to answer hard questions. You will be much loved.

Have fun
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Unread 09-29-2014, 06:42 PM
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Pretend it's speed dating and hope you get lucky.
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Unread 09-29-2014, 06:44 PM
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Why an individual would buy the book simply because you're smiling (hopefully, even if it makes your teeth ache) and there escapes me
Michael,

That's because you and I aren't pretty enough to sell books on looks alone. We also don't dress the part.

But I know lots of poets who do brand-image advertising, and they're pretty good at it. They make the readers want to be part of something. And there's a long tradition of it: Gary Snyder comes to mind. He had his own traveling roadshow. Or the poetry brothel. You get the range.

Cyn, for an event like this, you need a tagline. Me, I'm a metaphysical love poet (don't use that one, you won't sell anything!) So instead, the conversation goes something like this:

Buyer: what are your poems about?
Me: Hot wild monkey sex!
Buyer: I'll take three copies. Will you sign them?

Love poems don't sell. Sex, on the other hand...

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Bill
(and don't forget to have an elevator speech ready, in case you run into a publisher! )
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Unread 09-29-2014, 08:22 PM
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I was in that situation once--sitting next to the keynoter Susan Cheever (who was quite gracious with me, btw).

I think you just relax and try to not look desperate. people will come by to chat to help you out, but they don't buy books.
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Unread 09-29-2014, 08:52 PM
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"It's about you. You're going to see yourself in every page."
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Unread 09-29-2014, 08:58 PM
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I think the puppy idea makes the most sense.
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Unread 09-29-2014, 10:44 PM
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"It's about you. You're going to see yourself in every page."
Well said, Roger. Oh yes. Well said.

Richard
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Unread 09-29-2014, 11:15 PM
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I have a friend who is a best selling mystery writer - dog mysteries (the MC is a dog trainer) She told me the same thing guys, bring a dog.

It will be fun, probably eye-opening in some ways and confirming in others.

Whatever, there will be a pile of us. And it's only 2 hours out of my life.

Thanks all
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