Yes, Brian, I'm a ball-breaker when I have cause. Be afraid,
Oldie guys, be very afraid...!
(Actually, having sorted out these problems before, I now know that it's nothing to do with
The Oldie at all - they aren't the ones who dish out the prizes. I know the man who does and he's the one I'll get in touch with on Monday when everyone's back at their desks after the hols.)
Jayne