Ann Hathaway's Diary
I loue the boie Shaykspere, a bit of a geek,
With sharp elbowes, long legges and thick glasses.
And I've loved the boie Shaxsper best part of a week,
Though his shirt is a mess and his ars is
Hangin out of his trowsers, an utter disgrace,
And his stockings all holes, and his shayvin
On Sundaies and Thursdaies puts spottes on his face.
He shoud care but he doesn't. He's rayvin.
But I loue him. I loue him. I loue him so derely
I sayd he could watch me undressing.
And did he? He didnt. Know what? It's so reelly
Incredibly dulle and depressing.
I sware he's not normal. Ive told him he 's gaie.
He just smyles in a seecritif sort of a waie.
Is this worth my three dollars?
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