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02-12-2004, 02:02 PM
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Pope Changes His Mind
A perfect Judge will read each Work of Wit
Then drown it promptly in a pool of spit.
Pope Gets Excited
Good-Nature and Good-Sense must ever join;
So, lady, lay your head upon my groin.
[This message has been edited by Daniel Haar (edited February 16, 2004).]
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02-17-2004, 11:40 PM
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Emily's Unpleasant Surprise at the Church Picnic
A narrow fellow in the grass
is wriggling beneath my ass!
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02-17-2004, 11:45 PM
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Emily's Epitaph for Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Because I could not stop for Death
I sicced him on Elizabeth.
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02-18-2004, 08:50 AM
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Last edited by Roger Slater; 12-05-2013 at 11:55 AM.
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02-18-2004, 09:28 AM
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Location: Belmont, Massachusetts USA
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Herbert's Addiction to Tailgaters
I STRUCK the board, and cry'd, No more!
But then I wrote another four.
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02-18-2004, 11:47 AM
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02-18-2004, 04:25 PM
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Poe's Vacation Album
It was many and many a year ago, in a kingdom by the sea,
that this photo was taken, right here, of Tinkerbell, Tigger and me....
[This message has been edited by Kevin Andrew Murphy (edited February 18, 2004).]
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02-18-2004, 06:17 PM
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Location: Cape Cod, MA, USA
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Ok, you asked for it! Warning: scatological verse follows:
The Excremental Jeffers
I hate my verses, every line, every word:
Each time I shit, I pass a lovely turd...
(running for shelter robt)
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02-19-2004, 12:56 AM
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Poe's First Draft
Once upon a midnight dreary
I thought I'd write something eerie.
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02-19-2004, 01:56 AM
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Location: Plum Island, MA; Santa Fe, NM
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The Wit and Wisdom of Alan Greenspan
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who talked all night about Ayne Rand
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