That baggy green band of Oz blokes
Made our team look like bad Pommy jokes
With the only bright spark
On the WACA's cracked park
One hundred and twenty from Stokes.
Just anticipating the inevitable competition, hopefully not in the NS.
"Don't count your ducks until they're hatched."
Remember, John? The urn is snatched
away, with two games yet to go,
the Poms a sorry tale of woe—
three outs: outplayed, outsledged, outmitched.