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07-02-2015, 08:47 PM
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"I don't have and never will have money, so why don't you just go meet someone else?"
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07-02-2015, 09:53 PM
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"I have over 10,000 stamps in my collection, all mounted in cellophane folders."
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07-02-2015, 10:29 PM
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"I want to make you really feel why prime numbers are cool."
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07-02-2015, 11:14 PM
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"I'd be thrilled to hear why you've always thought there's a great poem--or perhaps an award-winning novel or screenplay--in the unpleasant personal anecdote that you're about to spend the next forty minutes entrusting to me!"
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07-03-2015, 03:31 AM
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'I masturbate in public. In fact...'
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07-03-2015, 06:20 AM
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"Would you like to come upstairs to my rented room and see my collection of bus transfers?"
Last edited by Douglas G. Brown; 07-03-2015 at 06:22 AM.
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07-03-2015, 07:58 AM
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Saying "I write poetry" to people you're just getting to know is like saying. . .
"I found a few head lice when I brushed my hair this morning. Shall I just give your scalp a quick check for you?"
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07-03-2015, 09:16 AM
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I have some temperance tracts I think you might find helpful…
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07-03-2015, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Arlington, MA
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I'm from another century, with parents from another country, or, I'm not a drone just out to make some money, but, like a bee, I try to make some honey.
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07-03-2015, 10:30 AM
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"It seems the milk in this carton has gone bad: would you take a sniff and tell me what you think?"
Last edited by Ed Shacklee; 07-04-2015 at 02:18 PM.
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