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Old 07-28-2012, 06:24 AM
Janice D. Soderling Janice D. Soderling is offline
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Default How is submitting to a literary magaznie like sex?

I thought that might make you open this thread. Here is an extract of the VQR article. Read the entire article here.

http://www.vqronline.org/articles/20...ditors-poetry/

Several years ago I sat on a conference panel in the presence of eager writers— all beginners, some young and some old, some with genuine talent and, among fiction writers probably some who could score commercial successes in genres like Romance or Gothic regardless of what an academic aesthete would consider “talent”—and I told them how we worked at Southwest Review, about how I accepted poems. I told them that sending submissions to a literary magazine is a lot like sex. “How might that be?” they wondered.

“Well, there are many ways in which submitting to a literary magazine is not like sex. But the two activities have one thing in common: Timing is everything. The problem is that the eager author has no sense of it.” I may arrive at my desk in a foul mood. If so, I probably will reject everything my eye passes over. If I feel the weight of a groaning backlog, I also feel less willing to add to it. But if the planets are in a proper alignment, my natural sanguinity may translate into greater flexibility and generosity, and give an unpredictable advantage to whoever wrote what I pick up that morning.

One earnest woman raised her hand. “Don’t you think that the Internet is a wonderful thing, because it allows more voices to be heard?” she asked hopefully.
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Old 07-28-2012, 06:45 AM
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Yeah, and you should remember if you want a lot of sex you've got to do a lot of asking, and sometimes the most unlikely people will say yes.
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Old 07-28-2012, 07:07 AM
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Yes, and remember that many editors do not accept simultaneous submissions.
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Old 07-28-2012, 07:57 AM
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Actually, despite myt shallow-minded presentation, it is an interesting article and well worth reading and pondering.
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:15 AM
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Bt how would they kinow they were simultaneous unless you told them? Anyway, simultaneous in different continents doesn't count. Les Murray told me that.
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:28 AM
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Submitting to a poetry journal is like sex because:

Some journals prefer a steady rhythm, while others like a bit of syncopation.

You won’t score with cheesy lines that they’ve heard a million times before.

They usually want to see more than a couplet, but less than an epic.

The journals that are hardest to get into aren’t necessarily the best ones.

Some journals promise a quick response, then keep you waiting a long time.



Entering a poetry contest is like sex because:

Jorie Graham
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Old 07-28-2012, 11:39 AM
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I don't get the Jorie Graham one.

John, I meant my comment as a double entendre.

How about

. . . because if you're famous you're more likely to get in

. . . they both increase your circulation

. . . you end up receiving printed rejection slips (wait, this may just be me)
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Old 07-28-2012, 12:29 PM
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I think it means EITHER he would like to go to bed with Jorie Graham OR
he would rather die than go to bed with Jorie Graham.
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Old 07-28-2012, 12:58 PM
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nevermind : /

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Old 07-28-2012, 01:32 PM
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Janice, what got me to open this thread was not the sex, but the word "magaznie". As a conscientious constable of the Spelling Police, it was my duty to arrest the perpetrator. Or - hang on - was that the thing that was supposed to bring us in?

Still, now I'm here, I might as well make the worst of it:

How is submitting to a literary magazine like sex?

1. You put it in, but you rarely get paid for it unless it's "Gigolo Weekly".

2. Even if you succeed, what comes is usually pitifully small.

However, when it comes to rejection, there is a significant difference: in the case of a magazine, they send you a slip; in the case of sex, the girl keeps hers on.
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