I'll leave the listener to gauge the amusement value. This was an experiment in Lallans Scots turned to music. The poetry/lyrics appear in the right-hand youtube box.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DmOnAbkYfA
Here's another version from my co-writer Lonnie Glass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqt9Roq_D_Q