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Pink Toyby kbbThe clerk in the Ooh-la-la Sex Shopnever saw such a feeble old lady. She painfully teetered right toward him. She must have been well over eighty. “Do you carry duh-duh-duh-duh-dildos?” she asked in a tremble-y voice. Though her aged inflections distressed him he didn’t have much of a choice. “Of course, we have many fine models. They’re laid out right here, side by side.” “Do ya’ sell-ell-ell-ell a long pink one with batter-er-er-ies inside?” “Why, yes, we have lots of that model.” He could barely repress a good scoff. “So tell me, huh-how do you tuh-turn the suh-son-of-a-buh-buh-bitch off?”
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