Bumbershoot
Umbrella’s lighter offshoot


C.B. Anderson

was the longtime gardener for the PBS television series, The Victory Garden

His poems have appeared in dozens of print and electronic journals over the past five years, most recently Blue Unicorn, Nassau Review, Innisfree, and nthposition.

His e-chapbook, A Walk in the Dark, is published on the website of The New Formalist Press.



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Picky Pig

Unless the fare is poor, I live to eat.
Perhaps I’m less abstemious than most,
But rarely will I count myself replete

Until the food’s all gone. I take my seat
When I am called to dinner by the host,
Unless the fare is poor. I live to eat,

And when I drink I take my whiskey neat,
A pleasant fellow till I’ve overdosed,
For rarely will I count myself replete

Until the bottle’s drained. I’m fond of meat
A steak, a chop, a burger, or a roast
But if the fare is poor, I live to eat

Another day. When craving something sweet,
I slather jelly on a piece of toast,
Though rarely will I count myself replete

If all I’ve had is sugared Cream of Wheat.
A glutton I’ve been aptly diagnosed:
Unless the fare is poor, I live to eat,
And rarely do I count myself replete.