I have a huge, enormous nose.
My friends call me The Schnozeros.
Yet for a moment it seems small
whenever you see a rhinoceros.

Jungle Advice

Because it's scared to death of flame,
use matchsticks made from phosphorus
and light them to protect yourself
whenever you see a rhinoceros.

[Sorry for the delay--too many wonderful reunions here!]

That's part of the general meaning, Bob, but "There's more of him when he's grumpy" also refers to a furious creature seeming larger than his size. In any case, the thing wasn't ready for prime time.

I have a great, big, rhiny nose
the kids call it a snotseros,
I guess that's how it always goes
when daddy's a rhinoceros.

Good one, Jim, but you can stop now. Deadline was yesterday.

Or keep going, of course, but now there's no money. It's just art for art's sake.

Too bad it's late, Jim. It's the pick of the lot.

Pick of the lot, I fell on the grass laughing.
You're great, guys.

Dining Out
 

Whenever you see a rhinoceros
for dinner at Chez Serengeti,
bring a salad of greens he can toss for us
from the brush that you hacked with machete.
He's happy to make a fine sauce for us,
though he'll substitute grass for spaghetti.
We'll dance by lamp burning phosphorus,
and he'll tuck us in bed when when we're ready,
with a quilt that he made out of moss for us,
a hyaena instead of a teddy.

Whenever you see a rhinoceros,
you think you've seen a man who's fat,
but it's not Santa Claus or us.
We don't have horns, I'll tell yout that.

Major congrats to Bob and Susan!
Bobs in the money and Susan is a HM. Well done.
Kinda miss Sam and Terese on the podium though, Gail and Marion too, for worthy efforts.