It’s for a mature audience- you guys will have to wait a while.

She once wrote a letter to Daddy
But now she is old and quite mad, she
Serves up a rat
In a sisterly spat
Hail Bette, the crazed-biddy baddie!

Yes, whatever did happen to her?

She instigated the "Psycho-biddy" sub-genre. Also charmingly known as "Hagsploitation". :)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psycho-biddy

The conman who coughs, his leg's gammy
The hustler, the song (won a Grammy!)
It's homoerotic,
Warholian, chaotic
And you'll cry on that bus to Miami

Ah, Ratso!

"I'm walking here!" :D

Young Henry had wanted to be
a gangster from aged about three
His friends can't be trusted
So he has them all busted
"What the fuck is so funny 'bout me?"

Well, "it's better than being President of the United States".

Paraphrase of Post 109:

When wine sets my keyboard on sore-lock,
I blame my interior warlock
     for making me trollish.
     But even un-drollish,
I'm better than strawmen from Porlock.