Pope Changes His Mind

A perfect Judge will read each Work of Wit
Then drown it promptly in a pool of spit.

Pope Gets Excited

Good-Nature and Good-Sense must ever join;
So, lady, lay your head upon my groin.



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Emily's Unpleasant Surprise at the Church Picnic

A narrow fellow in the grass
is wriggling beneath my ass!

Emily's Epitaph for Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Because I could not stop for Death
I sicced him on Elizabeth.

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Herbert's Addiction to Tailgaters

I STRUCK the board, and cry'd, No more!
But then I wrote another four.

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Poe's Vacation Album

It was many and many a year ago, in a kingdom by the sea,
that this photo was taken, right here, of Tinkerbell, Tigger and me....

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Ok, you asked for it! Warning: scatological verse follows:

The Excremental Jeffers

I hate my verses, every line, every word:
Each time I shit, I pass a lovely turd...

(running for shelter robt)

Poe's First Draft

Once upon a midnight dreary
I thought I'd write something eerie.

The Wit and Wisdom of Alan Greenspan

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who talked all night about Ayne Rand