Arma virumque cano...
means somethin' I don't know.

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Song of the Entourage

We real cool. We
with P. Diddy.


Ken Lay Looks Back

Had we but world enough and time
and Andrew hadn't dropped a dime.

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Look thy last on all things lovely,
Prepare for earth that's dark and shovelly.

Look thy last on all things shitty,
In retrospect, they're awfully pretty.

-- Frank

One man on his own can be quite good fun,
but why be content with only one?

Razors pain you, rivers are damp,
but don't let that stop you, go for it, champ.

Surprised by joy, impatient as the wind,
the colicky baby farted, and then grinned.

Not in a silver casket cool with pearls,
but down the toilet my dead goldfish swirls.

Cantor, Kelleher, and Osen: lol! On the run.

Terese

Emily as Party Girl

Because I could not stop for Death -
Death brought me some crystal meth.


Gerald Manley Hopkins Attacks the Buffet


Glory be to God for dappled things -
potato chips and Buffalo wings.


To an Athlete Striving Young

The day you won your town the race
you doped with blood that left no trace.


Jailing in Byzantium

This is no country for old men. The young
are all insatiable, and hugely hung.


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Ponderingosa

It was many and many a year ago -
Ben, Adam, Hoss and Little Joe.

Looking at Workshops

So much depends
So few Deep Ends


Whining of the Magi

A cold coming we had of it,
Enough to freeze a witch's tit.


Boot Hill Epitaph

Buffalo Bill's defunct
was all the booze he drunked


The Dylan Thomas Spring Break Advisory

Do not go gentle into that good night
without a case or two of Miller Lite.



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"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"and your hair has become very white.
Yet, you brought two hookers home to your bed,
Pray, how did it stay up all night?"




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