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......The deeply grieved dad sadly said ......As he sat at the edge of the bed: ............"It was just yesterday ............That I watched her at play, ......And now she's most grievously dead." It was voted the most effective of the three. I trust they were a bit more discerning at the end of the course. |
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But I'm glad you posted it. The Speccie had a competition for limerick precis of Jane Austen novels. Wendy Cope wrote some good ones - a limerick series precising The Waste Land. The first one began
In April one seldom feels cheerful Genius! |
(April is the cruelest month, John, especially for bawdy bards)
The cruelest month's gotta be April Cause you can't write a limerick on April there's not one smutty rhyme for erotic springtime There's not even a clean rhyme for April. |
Nice one, Janice! Is there anything more irritating in poetry than those limericks of Lear's which have L1 & L5 'rhyming' with the same word?
There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, 'It is just as I feared! Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!' |
This is to alert interested parties (hello, Martin Elster) that (with Maryann Corbett's permission) I have expunged the original limerick so it can be mailed out.
Further, there is a real chance that the entire thread may go away forever in 24 hours, since its cornerstone is now missing. If you or your estate want anything on the thread, get it in hard copy prontissimo. Best to all, - Allen |
Here's a melancholy limerick I wrote ages ago: -
The bindweed and rubbish hold sway there and terminal rust's come to stay there but when the wind sings round the seesaws and swings it's like ghostly children still play there. |
Clive, that is beautiful
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Thanks! *blush*
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