John, the thought of The Great Bouffant Prat drinking my beer has rankled with me for years and will surely affect how I vote at the next General Election. Cobra was my favourite lager. So. stick that up your majority, Cameron!

Basil, I once did some sift-judging of entries for a "proper" poetry comp. with Bill. He was also Guest Poet at one of my Open Mike nights. He was annoyingly much better at both of these than I was! I live in North Devon, but would not want the fact that I am a fan to reach South Devon -- which is where Bill lives.
Sadly, I do not yet know Ella.

bill
 

Where he lived. He's now in Darlington, back to his roots etc. How is your e-zine off for material? I have a few little numbers that weren't written for comps but for local performance which might be at home in a light-verse mag.


Bazza

Basil, Darlington. Ye gods!

Lighten Up Online would looks forward to hearing from you. The next Issue is due in June and the Comp. (sorry, no bonus fiver), could be right up your street.

Take a look at www.lightenup-online.co.uk

Ah yes dear Jayne,
No payne no gayne,
Back to the drawing board
Agayne.

Good return on this one. Congrats to all.