LOL!

Milton N. Parvough - Minimalist

Miss Terry Ryder -- mystery writer

Amahl en Sheezal - Adolescent Raconteur

Quincy M. Cumming – Failed Futurist

Rhina Recession - Economist

Alicia Flatt - Rental Agent

Basil Windiss-Wuntu - Speccie Contestant

Tennyson E. Wong - Athletic Poet

Wallace Kahn, Wallace Bright - Professional Carollers [sometimes with the latter's sister, Marion]

Aldous N. Moore - Utopian

Barbara Righam - Beano Saleswoman

Eugenia Sphertess-Astor – Alpine Guide

Susan Bills -- barrister

Bill N. Sioux -- debt collector

Sally Forth -- adventurer

Phil Zrup -- petrol station attendant

Sam O. Rye -- warrier

Sam O. Varr -- waiter

Les Ismore -- aesthetician

Maury Sless -- another aesthetician

Caryn Shoppe -- pedestrian

Carl S. Mann -- another pedestrian

Dan Sansing -- entertainer

Roger, if you don't win this... wow.

Thanks, Mary, but I don't think you get extra points for writing a lot of them.

In fact, I don't know how they're going to give out prizes this time. After all, if they are judging a name at a time, that means there will be a lot more than five or six winners, and the prize money will be considerably less as well.

I'm also wondering if the 10 name limit means that we can't use pseudonms this time, or do you think (John) that we can submit 10 per pseudonym?

I think they just want ten per person. And you're right. There won't be all that much money per name. I think we worked out she has £150 per week to give out. If she has, say, fifty names that would be £3.00 each.

Noah Peale -- judge

Bruce Humpty -- cafe owner

Rolanda Fleur -- comedian

N. A. Sayer - Critic
Clem N. C. Myass - Hanging judge
U. R. Bustard - Policeman
O. I. C. U. R. A. Wiseman - IQ tester
Phil Ingood - Drug dealer

These are far too addictive. I mean, I should change my name to A. Dick Tidd. But no, I think maybe it's wiser to change my name to Cole Turkey since it's clear that Imus Quitt before I turn into Lou Smy Mind. So I sent my ten in already and you can now call me Al Donne.