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Sylvia Beach Rooms

Sign Above The Shakespeare Toilet

Just one question
troubles me.
And that's, to pee
or not to pee?

Warning in the Dylan Thomas Room:

Should the generator be overloaded,
all the circuitry is color-coded.
Do not force the green fuse in frustration,
the electrician can fix the situation.
Why rage against the dying of the light?
go to bed, sleep gently through the night.




[This message has been edited by Martin Rocek (edited December 01, 2007).]

Poe keeps all his ravens up here,
And Melville hides whales out back,
But only two kitties come near.
The third likely was someone's snack.

[This message has been edited by Frank Hubeny (edited November 29, 2007).]

oops!

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The J.K. Rowlings Room

The owl is complimentary,
feel free to use the broom,
the toilet's haunted by a ghost,
Dementors watch the room.

If you are a sports fan
there's Quidditch in the court,
but watch out for the desk clerk--
he might be Valdemort.

The Adelaide Crapsey Room

Please Help
Conserve Water
Towels are Not Replaced
Unless You Leave Them in the Tub
Thank You

Sign By The Phone In The Hemingway Suite

The sun sets, but it also rises.
Service is our foremost goal.
If you need to wake, advise us.
We will give your bell a toll.

The Dante Room

note from the waitstaff

You'll find this room heaven,
it's fit for a Pope.
But if you should stiff us,
abandon all hope.

The William Carlos Williams Room

This Is Just To Say

You have eaten
the snacks
that were in
the fridge

and which
you probably
thought
were free.

Forgive us
we must charge you
we'll add it
to your bill.