Bloody Hell, Jim, it's getting a bit crowded up here.

Charles, your name. Charles Albert is a name that appears in a cryptogram in one of Borges' stories. However, John Whitworth is a counter tenor, so what do I know?

And a lot of good it did me
 

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Yes, my name gets a lot more mileage than I do. King of Sardinia in the 19th century, namesake of Albertville, France, current brand name of rather execrable women's footwear and jewelry, and a few others besides. The Borges cryptogram is an interesting bit of trivia to add to the collection--thanks!