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derek fenton 05-01-2020 09:33 PM

I'll bet most sane Americans would wish that history could erase all the terrible memories of Trump and write an erasure poem like Matt did! Let's hope you're biden your time until better days come along.

derek fenton 05-01-2020 10:06 PM

It doesn't take long for a corny triolet to come anaphoring out in these times of isolation. As soon as I posted my puny comment I dashed this off!

BIDEN OUR TIME

We are all just biden our time
until better times come along.
We are sick of this pantomime
and all of us biden our time.
It is time to restore some rhyme
and to sing a serious song.
We are all just biden our time
until better times come along!

RCL 05-07-2020 03:54 PM

Stupid Cupid

Taken for Poet's Choice anthology.

Matt Q 05-17-2020 08:20 AM

Hi Ralph,

Oddly enough, I was just reading this advice from the Dutch government:

Quote:

Single men and women in the Netherlands are being advised to organise a seksbuddy (sex buddy) after criticism of rules dictating that home visitors maintain a 1.5-metre distance from their hosts during the coronavirus lockdown.
[...]
“Discuss how best to do this together,” the RIVM suggests. “For example, meet with the same person to have physical or sexual contact (for example, a cuddle buddy or ‘sex buddy’), provided you are free of illness. Make good arrangements with this person about how many other people you both see. The more people you see, the greater the chance of (spreading) the coronavirus.”
But they're doing a lot better over there than we are in the UK. So this suggestion does feel rather "stupid cupid" (as you say) at the moment, tempting as it sounds.

Matt Q 05-17-2020 08:23 AM

First Things First

Like sheep, the masses worship life -- so weak
in spirit. We, the spiritual elite
exemplify the faith. The times are bleak
enough, don't hide your light. Go forth and meet
the world unmasked; go share your holy breath
with lesser folks. It does them good to see
the righteous walk among them. And what's death
to be afraid of? Yours or theirs. It's bravery
we're spreading, and God's love. Remember Jesus
never wore a mask. Real men are braver.
(Besides, I fear the bigger boys might tease us).
Truth is, I act exactly like our Saviour.
He'd surely say the same, were you to ask:
that only girlie cowards wear a mask.

Ann Drysdale 05-18-2020 08:04 AM

Nice one, Matt. A pity the rules don't allow it to be posted at the site of its birth.

Roger Slater 05-18-2020 08:13 AM

Mike Juster is the poetry editor. You should send it to him.

Max Goodman 05-18-2020 08:37 AM

I'd think hard before sending it to First Things. Assuming that Mike and other decision makers there are willing to print something critical of the magazine, will their readership see the irony?

Roger Slater 05-18-2020 09:02 AM

I was joking.

Roger Slater 05-18-2020 02:15 PM

By the way, Mike Juster tweeted this afternoon that he has stepped down from First Things as of May 13th.

Roger Slater 05-18-2020 03:29 PM

TO AN ATHLETE DYING YOUNG
by AE "Stay in the" Houseman

The day you won your town the race
You wore a mask upon your face;
And you would now still be alive
If it had been N95.

derek fenton 05-18-2020 10:43 PM

Bravo, Roger! If you have already created a parody of 'Into my heart an air that kills' I ask the moderator to delete mine forthwith.

Into my heart an air that kills
from yon far country blows.
What is that cruel virus that spills,
what ugly masks are those?

Where is the land of lost content,
now will you please explain
the empty highways where I went
and may not come again.

Matt Q 05-24-2020 04:08 AM

Going viral

A virus may press up against you
on the tube, but at least it has the decency
to call you back after a one-night stand.
Yet just when think the virus belongs to you,
you see it on Facebook getting in on
with Sharon from the office, or Bob
who you almost knew in middle school. No one
can really own a virus, and this
makes the virus happy as it stretches out
in its deckchair in the park,
enjoying the Bank Holiday weekend
and ignoring your calls. The virus
has taken off its shirt, and it’s not wearing
any sun-block. Its transistor radio
is playing just a fraction too loud
as it lights a tinfoil barbecue and places it
directly on the grass. A virus
can be remarkably hard to retract
if you accidentally blurt it out, say,
when you’re expecting the answerphone,
readying your carefully rehearsed message,
and then the virus picks up unexpectedly.
At home, the virus kicks back and relaxes
with reruns of I dream of Jeannie
and doesn’t get bored. This virus
is the sort of virus that fancies itself
as a genie. It likes the idea of granting wishes
that get out of hand in ways you didn’t see coming.
And you know how it goes with genies:
pop the stopper, rub your ungloved hand
up against the brass, and out it comes,
suddenly too big to fit back in again.
The virus is always just passing through.
It has grown fond of farewells.
It likes to wave goodbye,
then pause, and wave again.

Jim Moonan 05-25-2020 09:18 AM

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Matt, perfect.

The virus is just another muse in disguise.

And Roger, Derek, we all fall down. (Btw Derek, you are the oldest new member I've seen here. Welcome. Pull up a rocker : )
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derek fenton 05-26-2020 10:34 PM

Alas,Jim, a rocker might be a bit high tech for me!

RCL 06-16-2020 09:24 PM

placed for publication

Lonely with Huck


https://www.bing.com/news/search?q=B...2020&FORM=EWRE

Jim Moonan 06-22-2020 02:52 PM

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Nicely done Ralph. Atrocities are proliferating across America and the globe. Perhaps I should revisit the adventures of Huck to see what I might see...
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RCL 06-28-2020 05:33 PM

Thanks, Jim. It's the subtlest anti-slavery/anti-racist novel in existence--with a shallow illusion of pro-slavery sentiment for sloppy southern readers and for supposedly educated readers (as many students, including grad students, have proven to me) even now.

RCL 07-28-2020 05:43 PM

To Croak or Not to Croak

In this bog, agog, I fear extinction
So pray that You, eternal One, will grace
Me time to sort my sins, ask forgiveness
Which Your holiness gave me before.
Your immutability guarantees
A just assessment of my mottled self
With mercy both for me and mine unbounded
Here, fully stretching shore to shore.
Your omnipotence created all
We know. You are, of course, omniscient
And omnipresent as I now pray for us,
All humble in this world of pad and lily.
You know if pollywogs and I will survive
And wake again within this pleasant pond
So blessed with butterflies and bugs.
O Gog of all the Bullfrog bogs and species,
I croak, Afrog.


Martial Law, soon.

Roger Slater 07-28-2020 07:38 PM

Hmm, I don't perceive any pro-slavery sentiment in Huck Finn and I would be surprised if anyone literate enough to read the book came away with a pro-slavery impression. Quite overwhelmingly the contrary.


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