On the QT, methinks you're a bit of a genius, Brian. ;)

Brian's reminds me of a saucy seaside postcard I saw many moons ago, of a couple standing apparently unclad waist-deep in a field of corn. Caption: 'Why, Mabel, I thought you were a natural blonde.' (Though of course collar & cuffs don't always match.)

Well, thank you, Jayne! But, locked still in futile combat with the 'Patchwork' competition, the particular bit of a genius that I feel like is his fucking ingrowing toenail.