Hemingway’s six rules for writing:

1. Suggest the fishing rod’s a penis
2. Suggest the fishing lure’s a penis
3. Suggest the mountain trout’s a penis
4. Suggest that Jake has lost his penis
5. Suggest that Brett has found a penis
6. Suggest a police baton’s a penis

Well, I wasn't, Jerome, but it's a nice quote.

Hemingway was a prick, wasn't he?

I can hardly wait to plagiarize this line for a sonnet.