Eratosphere - Poetry: Humour Issue (Rejects)

Hey David:
Thanks for the welcome back.
I'm not sure when I can post a poem for critique so I am reluctant to do that until I get invited. But since these here are just for fun I will share one I wrote for a Challenge on Burgundy Forum. I did not win incidentally but can you blame them LOL. and I don't mind if you make the appropriate groaning noises as you read it.

Milton, Stilton and the Hilton or
What Llama Lil Saw in BagDad

In Llama Lil's Cafe eating crackers and Stilton
surveying the street and reading Milton
Sits a strange and moody itinerant
Icon for a well-known roll-on deoderant
Under cover spy for the present President
Devoid of all human sentiment
On assignment he was hand picked
And his code name was Eggs Benedict

Perusing the pages of Paradise Lost
he re-read the phrase "At no human cost"
For his orders were, to him revealed
between the lines of Milton concealed
and I suspect, though I really can't say
the reason for this strange communique
Was dur to the results of a wide-world survey
Showing few are caught dead, reading 'poet-ray'

Deep in thought on his plan of attack
He heard a blonde from the table at his back
Summon the waiter with fingers clicked
to order a double Eggs Benedict
Mysteriously in dark glasses AND reading Milton
She slipped him a note- her number at the Hilton

He felt a strange rumble in his tummy
He remembered how the cheese tasted funny
The last thing on earth our hero has seen
are the spinning walls of Lil's, Argentine theme

The rest of his life flashed past his eyes
Is this the way a hero dies?
Super -spy and icon for a well known deoderant
Killed -from effects of a straying rodent
Missed his liason at the Hilton
Some one mailed his copy of Milton
pages torn and stained with Stilton
(Yes! It was from the Bagdad Hilton!)
To an address inside the cover
T'was to: George W Bush or someone or other

Suzanne Delaney

[This message has been edited by Suzanne Delaney (edited April 25, 2006).]