Is Wanking, China,

very far from Dorking,      deck the halls with boughs of holly,      fa-la-la-la . . .     

England ?

Parlor twitter

I am not a twit -- leastwise, I don't think so, well, maybe...

Nor do I twit any but toffs.

Rick and Allen - Do you both frequent The House of the Pink Avatar?

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Brief History of the Presidents

Washington, first.
Lincoln, versed.
Grant, thirst.
FDR, nursed.
Kennedy, hearsed.
Johnson, coerced.
Nixon, cursed.
Ford, unrehearsed.
Carter, dispersed.
Reagan, rehearsed.
Clinton, immersed.
Bush, worst.

Taft, burst.
Wilson, pursed.
McKinley, Hearst.
(J. Q.) Adams, precursed.
Gore, reversed.
Etc.

Coolidge - tersed

All i can say is thank god for brevity.

Clinton durst.

Clinton wurst.

Myself when young yearned rosy-posey avatar,
But ne'er in Lent -- this year -- at least so far.