Exit Strategy, Part Two

Please make sure that door of mine
don't hit you where the sun don't shine.
Concern for you, my dear, it ain't.
I just don't want to scuff the paint.

LAST WORDS ON AN UNSAVOURY AFFAIR

Ms. Padel has resigned. Good! I guess her
talent was very much lesser
than those who applied
and by fairer means tried
to aspire to the rank of Professor.