Jayne, how about:

Duncan Slurp - self-deprecator

?

Philip

Something to do with Catholic priests perhaps. Unfrocked? But then they've usually rogered earlier. Roger Several could be a mullah I suppose. There's I. Roger Fellowes. What would be his profession? A Cambridge spy? Then there's I Roger Boyes. Now he's ...

Roger Lamb -- shepherd

Wayne Kerr - rent boy
Mike Hunt - pornographer
Lisa Room- estate agent

Charlie Tan -- swindler

Liza Lott -- politician

Sharon Cher Alike -- kindergarten teacher

Benny Fitz -- retirement counselor

Phyllis Lake - dam builder
Sylvia Surfer - old website designer
D. Queenie Scrappe - anti-monarchist
Adam Upp-Wrightly - accountant
Manny Kilbride - Scots/Jewish serial killer
Lionel B. Goode - poet
Stan Zapruda - more demure poet than Lionel B. Goode
Lee Vitalone - Italian/Cockney wide boy
Celine Short - market trader
Celine Long - guess!
Chaim Kissinger - diplomat with premature ejaculation problem
Clint E. Towels - houseproud househusband
Phil Thorogood - Devonian porn distributor

Roger is right. this is highly addictive.

Wordsworth little- poet
Hammond Eggs -short order chef
Isaac Hunt- Investment banker
Peter Bread-kebab shop owner
Asa Spades- poker player
Konrad Ickley- boiler room salesman
Ivana Brake- actress
Nichole Dagear-shoplifter
Izzy Furreal-Illusionist
Oliver Ohno- wine bar owner

p.s.

Sharon Cher Alike

is v.good btw...

p.p.s

as is Lee Vitalone...

I had

Levi Tout- night club bouncer

Ludwig Seller -- merkin salesman