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The orang-utan, or Man of the Forest, in Malay, from the woods will rarely stray. The chimpanzee, unlike you and me, is not an urban dweller. He is a woodland feller. The mountain gorilla might enjoy a glass of sarsaparilla, since the creature is a vegetarian. Though the silverback is a bit of a disciplinarian. |
Echidna puggles
have their struggles because they're born so tiny their mothers' struggles are because the puggles grow so spiny |
The finch,
in a pinch, now and again will stand in for a wren. |
The tufted titmouse
will not grouse or complain about cold weather, being all afeather.* *NB this last word is not in the dictionary. I sometimes say the same of gullible, to surprise the unwary. |
A cormorant
will storm or rant if it dives beneath the sea and then resurfaces fishlessly. |
Will my goat
float? I wonder, will he? . . . I guess not. Glug! I'll miss you, Billy. |
The buffalo or bison
appears on the horizon in numbers less immense than in the days people lived out there in tents. |
The hippopotamus
is pogonotomous; it would be scarier hairier. |
The arroyo toad,
when horny, will unload non-stop falsetto farts. Since it won't desist, it's on the IUCN endangered list. |
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
would swoon if Julia Adams loved it back. But she does not, alack! |
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