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John Isbell 01-20-2018 07:27 AM

:-)

The orang-utan,
or Man
of the Forest, in Malay,
from the woods will rarely stray.

The chimpanzee,
unlike you and me,
is not an urban dweller.
He is a woodland feller.

The mountain gorilla
might enjoy a glass of sarsaparilla,
since the creature is a vegetarian.
Though the silverback is a bit of a disciplinarian.

Jan Iwaszkiewicz 01-20-2018 07:42 AM

Echidna puggles
have their struggles
because they're born so tiny
their mothers' struggles are because the puggles grow so spiny

Roger Slater 01-20-2018 07:47 AM

The finch,
in a pinch,
now and again
will stand in for a wren.

John Isbell 01-20-2018 08:23 AM

The tufted titmouse
will not grouse
or complain about cold weather,
being all afeather.*

*NB this last word is not in the dictionary.
I sometimes say the same of gullible, to surprise the unwary.

Roger Slater 01-20-2018 08:52 AM

A cormorant
will storm or rant
if it dives beneath the sea
and then resurfaces fishlessly.

Roger Slater 01-20-2018 09:23 AM

Will my goat
float?
I wonder, will he? . . .
I guess not. Glug! I'll miss you, Billy.

John Isbell 01-20-2018 09:30 AM

The buffalo or bison
appears on the horizon
in numbers less immense
than in the days people lived out there in tents.

Orwn Acra 01-20-2018 09:32 AM

The hippopotamus
is pogonotomous;
it would be scarier
hairier.

Julie Steiner 01-20-2018 09:36 AM

The arroyo toad,
when horny, will unload
non-stop falsetto farts. Since it won't desist,
it's on the IUCN endangered list.

John Isbell 01-20-2018 09:39 AM

The Creature from the Black Lagoon
would swoon
if Julia Adams loved it back.
But she does not, alack!


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