I've never seen a purple cow,
But ever if I see one,
I really cannot disavow
'Twill stiffen up my wee one.

mish-aiku:

scientists agree
to those with a love of bee-
fhearts, the odor's wee.

PECCADILLO ROMANO

The first time that I saw her wool
I must say I was smitten.
Lustrous tufts, so beautiful.
I pictured scarves and mittens.

But then I watched her wooly gait
as she walked through the barn
and found it hard to concentrate
on just her lovely yarn.

Oh Dolly! I must have your clone!
I will be gentle as a sheep.
Every lamb-chop needs a bone.
I'll never leave you like Bo Peep!

Pax vobiscum
sad merino:
you know I think
you are just keeno!

And gee, I love you,
keen merino!
Will you be
my valentino?

(music)

He'll deceive you, fair merino,
pull the wool before your eyes,
trying to make sure you see no
wolf inside a sheep's disguise.

He only wants your cheese, merino,
to grate upon his hot lasagna.
With me, I promise, there will be no
exploitation. Word of honor!

REPENT!

The Lord above will surely damn
the lion lying with the lamb

if the Jungle King, his Highness,
lies with the lamb as he lies with the lioness.

the Lamb of God

To save our souls from being damned
He gave his only begotten Son
that through the blood of the Lamb
the penalty for our sins can be undone
Therefore Christians all cry out
Worthy is the Lamb to be praised
Therefore Christians proceed to shout
He lives, from the dead He was raised
Worthy is the Lamb, for He was slain
and through His precious blood
salvation can be obtained
and man become children of God

Gabriëlle Joy Eleonora

Our souls would not need to be saved
if God had not made them depraved.
So God's to blame if people lay
a bit too close to Agnus Dei.

Taht lion lies with lamb
Struck Darwin as a scam.
Such unions can't be fruitful
But when he'd had a snootful
He thought this mesalliance
A breakthrough in his science
How else explain the origin of Spam?




[This message has been edited by ChrisW (edited January 19, 2002).]

My daddy was a lion,
my mommy was a lamb,
and I'm their mixed-breed scion.
Just call me Spam-I-Am.