"She probably was a soccer mom or a hockey mom or even a swim mom at one time - anyone with a set of car keys and a child qualifies"

Actually, Lo, anyone with bus fare [or who can otherwise propel herself to the local field/space/pool] and a child qualifies!

Originally posted by Tim Murphy:

My mom was a Speech Mom. I won the State Extemp Speaking Competition, I acted in plays, I captained my debate team, was elected Lt. Gov of Boys' State, Senior Class President, was shuffled off to Yale.

Tim, you're QUALIFIED!

No further vetting required.

Shameless