Fishing for Unhappiness

It's best to bait,
Sit back and wait.
That fish cannot resist.
He thinks he's smart
Though lacks a heart.
When hooked he gets so pissed.

Don't Piss Off Tim

Climb to the summit and piss off a mountain,
climb up a redwood and piss off a limb,
climb up a statue and piss off a fountain,
but whatever you do, don't piss off Tim!




[This message has been edited by Roger Slater (edited July 16, 2008).]

Really, really funny Bob, but have you omitted a 'piss off' in the ultimate?

Double post (also known as "do-do".)

[This message has been edited by Michael Cantor (edited July 16, 2008).]

In my capacity as one of Roger's do-wahs, I believe I am qualified to state that he left out a "do".

Oops. Thank you, Michael. I've gone back and put in the missing do. Don't see how I missed it. Jim, thank you, too, though I couldn't figure out what you meant till just now.

[This message has been edited by Roger Slater (edited July 16, 2008).]