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Then it's on! Good luck, Mary! |
Don't forget, it's not just mixed nuts, it's mixed nuts in America. Ed had the right idea, I guess, but I did have more of a snack food or trail mix in mind.
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Ok, I'm done writing 100 lines on mixed nuts in America. Where do I post it? Is there some place Google won't find it?
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Wow, Mary! That's amazing. Google won't find it here if you put this code up top in your post:
{noindex}{/noindex} only use square brackets instead of curly ones Can't wait to read your poem. |
Nuts in Nutland
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Good afternoon. I'm glad to see You've made it safely. Follow me -- I'll take you on the scenic route Around our "hallowed" institute. Within these walls you're sure to find Many a divergent mind; Most harmless, though some slightly more "Incongruous." Behind this door We have our recreation hall, With TVs mounted on the wall, Inoffensive books to read And pastimes to fill every need. Now through the kitchen is Ward Five For patients who are not alive In mind, although they breathe the air And still receive our constant care. There's Marge -- she came from Newport News With pathologic hate for Jews, Then fell, three years ago this date Into a catatonic state. "But why?" some ask; well, no one's sure -- You'd have more luck in asking her. Across the ramp we have Ward Four: It houses casualties of war -- A rank of brave and noble-hearted Men whose sanities departed. Come over, meet a man named Sam Who served two terms in Vietnam. He's sixty now: a man bereft Of reason -- thinks he never left; Believes he's in a foreign land Still fighting V.C. hand-to-hand, Platoon outnumbered, undermanned For forty years, we understand. Now some might say he's not insane: That all the visions in his brain Are just as real to him as the Asylum is to you or me; Yet I presume that he's aware Our world exists, and he's not there. Ward Three is for our general crowd Who softly seethe or rant aloud -- The sort most would call "nut" or "loon" For howling at the waxing moon. There's Amy -- she's a schizophrene Who came to us at age sixteen From Trenton, where her parents died (A likely murder-suicide). When lucid, she's demure and shy And seldom looks you in the eye, Still young enough to give you hope That she might find a way to cope. But then some thing will set her off: A buzzing fly, a muffled cough, She'll storm and scream and tear her hair, She'll grind her teeth and claw the air, She'll claim the voices in her head Conspire with us and want her dead. When she is in this manic state Our only choice is to sedate. The other wards are down one floor Behind another bolted door. Ward Two is for the violent sorts Whose pathos most disturb the courts: Those deviants and pedophiles A sane society reviles. They are the kind that prisons fear: When wardens balk, they get sent here. You cannot rehabilitate Someone whose acts are so innate; We simply take them in and let America outside forget The truth in no uncertain terms: Some apples in the pie have worms. These aren't the worst though; they're outdone By those we keep down in Ward One Beyond a chamber, doubly barred, And flanked all day by constant guard. The cells that line this final hall Are filled with those whose crimes appal -- Some psychopaths you've likely seen Portrayed, and glamorized on screen. The homicidal maniacs Whose gruesome histories of attacks Obtained them a "Not guilty" plea, By reason of insanity. They're not "mixed up" and they're not "nuts" -- The system doesn't have the guts To punish them beyond refute: To end the threat and execute. But you know this. It's why you're here. You thrived on torment, death and fear; You hunted dozens, killed your share, And yet, I'm not convinced you care. It's just your nature, right? To kill Your fellow man just for the thrill? It doesn't matter anyway -- You're here, and surely here to stay, For this concludes our tour. Your cell Awaits. I'm sure you'll fit in well. |
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The code works on whatever is between the start and stop (signaled by the /) of the command. So, put the second bit in brackets after what you want to hide. Marcia |
I've added the code in the first post of this page (corresponds to what the bots sees). So, Mary & Shaun, you're now covered from the bots now, and you don't need to do anything else.
Impressive results from your head-to-head! Cheers, ...Alex |
Thanks, Alex -- on both counts!
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Congrats to you two, for your skill and alacrity! Mary's gave me pleasant dreams, and Shaun's will probably keep me up tonight -- Hard to choose which I like best. Nuts to both of you.
Ed |
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