Glorious-roarious
Jerry Glenn Hartgiggle
taking the time out to
make me feel high

naming my namesake would
not be unpleasant for
anyone other than
myself and I

xo

zz

p.s. Nothing keeps me awake better than double dactyls

Tactfully-dactylly,
Sharon's a-glarin' as
Jerry and I play at
metrical war.

Just some light sparring, not
meant to be jarring, to
kill time at work 'cause my
job is a bore.

Rosiekins, Giggleman,
Pseudo somnombulant,
I hope you don't think you're
under a gun.

While it is true that the
bickering bothered me,
I simply wanted to
join in the fun

ing.

Fiddle-eye diddle-eye
think I'm in trouble now
Damned double dactylls
won't cease coming out.

People at work think that
I've gone delirious
gibberish worse than I
normally spout.

Waltzingverse, Metric curse.
Jerry, I hear ya, man,
truly commiserate.
I feel your pain.

Coincidentally,
happening here as well.
Last night the dactyls were
flooding my brain.

Luckily stuckily
I’m not the only one
taking this gibberish
further than ought

tuck in my girlies with
dactyl-spun tales for their
antepenultimate
somnolent thought


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zz

Fly-a-kite blatherskyte
Benjamin Franklin would
screw the old ladies; put
bags on their heads!

What kind of tricks could in-
ventors discover with
kites, plus a key and some
pieces of thread?

For those who don't get the reference, good old Ben, possibly the true father of our country, wrote an essay on how to choose a mistress. He suggested old ladies - they won't conceive, they're grateful, their bodies aren't that bad, and if you don't like their face put a basket over their head. Honest. Well - something like that, anyway.
http://www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/franklin/franklin.html



[This message has been edited by Jerry Glenn Hartwig (edited January 10, 2003).]

Frankily-spankily,
naughty old Benjamin's
clearly just funnin', un-
fortunately;

Otherwise I must ad-
mit that His Wittiness,
with such a kink, would be
perfect for me!

Hazily, crazily,
Witchfinder General
Ashroft’s afraid to see
calico cats.

Seventeenth century
witchpricking Puritan
ailurophobia?
Now it’s just bats.

Amorous-Damorous
Benjamin Franklin's his-
torically known for his
numerous affairs

Commoner, royalty
maiden librarians
single or married or
even in pairs.