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RCL 07-03-2019 12:55 PM

Four for the Fourth?
 
Four for the Fourth

We always watch bright fireworks
that our country shares,
but Trump’s inflammatory quirks
sparked China’s No rockets’ red glares!

Edmund Conti 07-03-2019 10:46 PM

Roman Candles

Pucci,
Gucci
and Grucci.

RCL 07-04-2019 12:32 PM

Thanks, Ed.

And will Donald do the hoochie coochie to the Grucci fireworks this fourth? It’s his masturbation celebration for his White Supremacist nation.

Edmund Conti 07-04-2019 04:32 PM

Praying for rain.

Edmund Conti 07-04-2019 04:36 PM

Acid Rain

The rain has me dismayed.
It pours and pours and pours.
Why does it rain on my parade?
Why won’t it rain on yours?

Brian Allgar 07-06-2019 07:41 AM

Remembering our gallant War of Independence aviators

My tanks make the day, though it rains and it rains,
But where is my fly-by? I’m very distressed;
I said there should be Revolutionary planes,
But them DoD traitors turned down my request.

Douglas G. Brown 07-06-2019 06:48 PM

July is when the "Summer Complaints" invade northern New England
 
Whose woods are these ? I think I know;
He's domiciled in Buffalo.
But in July, I'm pretty damn sure
He rents a cabin in New Hampshire.

Jim Hayes 07-09-2019 05:53 AM

Oh dear,
Mr Trump,
the British Ambassador called you a chump.

And inept
and deceptive-
who knew Her Majesty’s envoy could be so perceptive?


Though true
we know,
it’s a totally unacceptable diplomatic no-go.

Do not
be afraid Sir,
the Conservative Party will come to your aid Sir.

And with Boris
in charge
will appoint the oleaginous Sir Nigel Farage

Brian Allgar 07-10-2019 06:42 AM

A good one, Jim. "The oleaginous Sir Nigel Farage" is particularly and horribly good, although I hope it will remain merely a poetic fantasy.


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