Speccie Tellng Tales
 

I'm awfully sorry. I seem tohave forgotten this one. Which must mean I have forgotten the Competition report for something else. I grovel.


No. 2719: telling tales
A well-known literary character of your choice spills the beans to a tabloid. You are invited to supply the resulting front-page story, including headline (150 words max.).
Please email entries, if possible, to lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 19 October.

Don't grovel, John. What you forgot what that you didn't forget. You posted this already! Double thanks.

Oh well. that's all right then. And I think they've invented a pill to keep senility at bay. I THINK they have.