Speccie Hard Sell
 

Where would we be without Bazza? Another top rate performance and the rest of us nowhere I'm afraid. Must try harder.

As Bazza said, we are allowed only TWO double dactyls each. And I've done... many more. Humph!

Not sure what to make of this week's. Looks like prose though.

No. 2738: hard sell
You are invited to concoct a government advert that bravely attempts to attract applicants to an especially unappealing job of your invention (150 words max.). Please email entries to lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 7 March. NB. Please submit a maximum of two double dactyls apiece for Comp 2737.

I think they should give Bazza a salary and benefits. Wonderful poem.