LitRev Excerpt From an Epic comp by 29th May
 

No money for any of us in the 'mud' competition, but here's the next one.

Jayne

From the magazine:

For this month’s competition please write an excerpt from an epic (or mock epic) that somehow involves a trip to the shops. Excerpts must be twenty-four lines or fewer in length and, as usual, must rhyme and scan. Send them to reach these offices (or email if you really must) by 29th May.

Post to: Literary Review, 44 Lexington Street, London W1F 0LW
Email: editorial@literaryreview.co.uk

Milton springs to mind. Where would Satan shop? I think JC is a Waitrose man, don't you?

Nope. Aldi. Man of the people, doncherknow.

I wouldn't fancy the wine at Aldi. But of course He...