Eratosphere - Speccie Competition Sickly Sweet

We did really well. George Simmers, Chris O'Carroll, Bazza and Robert Schechter all produced vomit inducing winners. Well done, lads

Competition: Sickly sweet
Lucy Vickery
25 August 2012

In Competition No. 2760 you were invited to submit an example of the kind of treacly inspirational poetry that adorns the office walls of a life coach and might be quoted by motivational speakers.
Banality and triteness are not as easy to churn out as you might think. ‘I found this extraordinarily difficult,’ confessed Gerard Benson. ‘I gained a new respect for Ella Wheeler Wilcox [‘Laugh, and the world laughs with you;/ Weep, and you weep alone’] and her like.’ Still, there were some magnificently nauseating offerings. D.A. Prince leads the field and is rewarded with the bonus fiver. Her fellow winners take £25 each. (But remember, unlucky losers, there is no such thing as failure, only early attempts at success.)

The time for making changes is TODAY
Your fortune is the golden hours you spend
in helping others on life’s stony way.
Remember, every human needs a friend.
A smile will lighten up the darkest road
and heal the wounded hearts of those you meet.
Angels count up the kindnesses bestowed
on nameless strangers in the city street.
Hold back the words that hurt: speak only good.
Cherish the Truth and cast aside the Lie.
A single tree becomes a living wood
and stands its tallest reaching for the sky.
It’s not the winning but the taking part,
and sharing joy and hope with all the rest.
The gift of giving is the greatest Art.
We all have, deep within, a Personal Best.
D.A. Prince

Follow your heart where it leads you.
Always be open and caring.
Be there when somebody needs you.
Be modest, yet also be daring.
Stand up and give your opinion.
Sit when you’ve nothing to say.
Lead, and be nobody’s minion.
Tomorrow begins with today.
Always know truth is the master
Yet truth is your heart, so pursue
The passions that make it beat faster.
Your soul’s destination is you.
And though on the day that you get there,
if you have the pluck to arrive,
the sun of your brief life will set there,
you’ll know you were truly alive!
Robert Schechter

The race where all can reach the goal
Means you can actualise your soul
By always giving of your best.
Never say die. Life is a test.
All who enter must have prizes.
There are no losers, just achievers.
Each morning a new sun rises
Beaming strength on all believers.

Science proceeds, nothing stands still.
Our world today’s more good than ill.
He who aspires always succeeds :
The god within is all you need.
Dream your dream, reach up for your star,
Follow your bliss wherever you are.

Keep your courage through each day.
We here will help you on the way.
Margaret J. Howell

You’d rather spread the light than curse the dark.
Your life can be the change you hope to see.
Your thoughtful tread leaves footprints in the sand.
The smallest good deed strikes some larger spark.
A challenge means an opportunity.
The sky’s held up by every helping hand.
You know you’ll always be your own best friend.
You know it isn’t over till the end.
The past is a box you’ve learned to think outside.
You take life one day at a time today.
A stranger’s just a friend you haven’t met.
A steady pace outlasts a reckless ride.
If one route fails you, try some other way.
No need to fear what hasn’t happened yet.
You know it isn’t over till the end.
You know you’ll always be your own best friend.
Chris O’Carroll

The road of life is broad and long
And many are its woes,
But treat your journey like a song
At which the spirit glows.
Do not despair when trouble calls
Or skies are grey, not blue,
For after thunderclouds and squalls
The sun will shine anew.
True friends are like fresh-minted coins,
Their worth supremely high.
Be sure no bitterness purloins
The happiness they buy.
The hopeful and courageous soul
Which firm ideals enthuse
Will always reach its chosen goal,
While malcontents will lose.
Basil Ransome-Davies

Out there in Helmand there’s a guy like you,
Cool, focused, caring zilch for praise or fame.
He calmly does the things he needs to do;
He knows he is not there to lose the game.
Like him, you’re living at the end that’s sharp;
Like him you can be tough and will not shake.
Like him, you’ll learn to shrug when moaners carp,
Because you know success is yours to take.
Yes, he has feelings underneath the mask
(There is a letter kept close to his heart.)
But he’s a man, with eyes fixed on the task;
Like you, he’s in there when the tough times start.
You can be steadfast, bold and strong of nerve;
You have the character to live the dream,
So do it! Grab the bonus you deserve!
We all deserve it. We’re the Barclays team.
George Simmers