The logical next step
 

Hey, folks,

After that last project, you knew this was coming:

http://printingtheinternet.tumblr.com/

Thanks,

Bill

As if the rain forest isn't depleted enough.

I thought his last project was goofy, this is...words fail me.

Better yet, all of the interested participants could simply have "ASSHOLE" tattooed on their foreheads. It would be less of a waste of natural resources, and make the same statement.

Not least of which is that it is idiotically impossible to print out the entire Internet as it keeps filling up. You might as well apply cup to ocean. You have until July 15 to print out everything on the Internet from its beginning to the closing date. As Seree would say, "Oy!"

Plus, how on earth would they keep track of duplications? Perhaps I take them too seriously. Really, now, someone is going to go through Himalayas of paper to see there are no duplicates? After all, who wants to have three printouts of all entries in Wikipedia? I sure don't.

Maybe it's all tongue in cheek. Well, it's more cheek than tongue.

Oh, and poetry? Screw it!

Be ye fools? Forget about Oakie storm shelters and prepare ye for the zombie apocalypse! Then we shall see who hath provided parchment for the nether regions!

oh oh oh, I heard, "nether regions", oh do tell...

Skip--

That term is a bit pejorative in the mouths of non-Oklahomans, and it's spelled "Okie" in any event.

When I read their of their need for "shitloads of paper" an excellent recycling project sprang unbidden to my mind.

It might also assist the economy of Greece...

No need for paper with Quincy's PC nose sniffing at our heels. Okie doke?
Or is that Oakie doke...I can't seem to remember.

Skip, I don't think Quincy is being PC. I think he grew up like 10 miles from the town destroyed by the tornado.

David R.