Jawnote
 

Just limbering up for the inevitable . . .

At football's Brazilian spectacular
(Or 'soccer' in U.S vernacular)
A star showed control
When scoring a goal
But, if thwarted, a touch of the Dracula. :D

One would have wished that they had acted older
than playground grizzling like a gang of girlies.
One whinges that a bad boy bit his shoulder,
the other that the shoulder hurt his pearlies.

Neither fallen Italian nor fanged Uruguayan
Will now reach the top of Seth Blather's Mt. Zion

You'll not find much to tempt you when you
read a Uruguayan menu.
This could explain why one rapscallion
preferred a takeaway Italian.