A Possible Comp. Topic ?
 

This Internet news headline, in reference to yesterday's New England Patriots / Indianapolis Colts {American football} game, has interesting potential for a comp. topic ...

Patriots plan to cooperate with investigation into deflated balls

I am reminded iresistably of Jack Nicklaus's wife who told a reporter how he prctied before the Open Championship. 'He just plays with his balls!'

DeflateGate
 

In the home of the bean and the cod,
The Patriots’ fans are elated;
Coach Belichick sits at the right hand of God,
And the footballs are somehow deflated.