Saying "I write poetry"
 

Here's a game we've been playing on Facebook:

Saying "I write poetry" to people you're just getting to know is like saying. . .

"I collect Star Wars action figures, but only the lesser-known figures of The Rebellion."

"I want you to check your watch now, and say, 'Geez, I forgot something at home!' ."

… I’m Ferdinand the bull.

Forsooth: that’s what I abashedly tell people on the rare occasions I confess. (But secretly, I’m proud...)

Same answer here
 

"Saying 'I write poetry' to people you're just getting to know is like saying. . ."

"Goodbye."

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I like to walk barefoot on the beach at sunset and I flunked gym.

I'm an Elvis impersonator.

I'm as pompous as Garrison Keillor, but not as funny.

"I pick my toes in Poughkeepsie!"

"I'm a medieval historian..."