Questions
 

If a man gets an STD is that a staff infection?

If a woman gets an STD is that a distaff infection?

Is Robocop's subsonic jetpack designed to help him jump sharks?

Is Spider-Man merely the story of a teenage boy whose body goes through a bunch of weird changes until he winds up spewing this sticky goo all over the streets of New York City?

If zombies can only be killed by destroying the brain, does that mean that you could avert a zombie apocalypse by showing reality TV?

Is it just me or is Toy Story a movie about how cowboys and spacemen can team up to defeat adolescent sociopaths

What do you call it when a snake can't stand straight on end? A reptile dysfunction.

Hmm, these are pretty lame jokes. The third might be funny, for all I know, to those who actually get it, though I am not among them. The final one is pretty old and I've heard that pun many times before. And for your information, Spiderman was not a teenager when he acquired his super powers, and the goo he spews is not produced by his body but is a formulation he cooked up in the lab to compliment his spidey powers.

I'm glad to see jokes be posted, but step up your game!

This is the two 'elephant stories' from the Carol Burnett Show featuring Tim Conway, it's very funny.


https://youtu.be/3qqE_WmagjY