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Janice lights up the internet today.

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“Mismatched Mates” with a lot in common!

Sad and beautiful, Janice!

They should have taken your advice and Dorothy Parker’s in Resumé!

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

And thanks Edmund for the heads-up!

And keep scrolling down to find more poems by Gregory Palmerino, Jerome Betts, Susan McLean and Roger Slater.

A grand bunch of Spherians indeed!

Nice one! But for that matter, I ought to say nice ones!

Nice to see Janice's name again. Oh where, oh where has that spherean gone?

Cheers,
Greg